my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

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recogn-ze:

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

yes

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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