theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via beyoncescock)

me flirting: so what's the deal with having to exist as a physical entity
babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor


one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

image

(via confirmance)

ruinedchildhood:

me as a parent

(via laughcentre)






Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via done)

theists:

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500% 

(via beyoncescock)

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

(via thelazykorean)

cutesecrets:

 

k1mkardashian:

aaliyahsashes:

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

(Source: solangehitme, via done)

chillatthedisco:

do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug

(Source: emofairies, via thesassygorilla)